Party: REJOICE! Spring is nigh! - Jokes Please! Edition

Party: REJOICE! Spring is nigh! - Jokes Please! Edition

I felt a warm breeze! It's time to burn your sleeves! Throw your rain coats in a raincoat recycling bin! I know that it's only March, and there are no leaves out yet, but if I remember rightly it will be SPRING FOREVER from now on!

But do be wary of Spring Fever. This is a condition where you get a fever in your body and have to do a lot of bloodletting* to appease the cherry blossom gods or else you will sweat the whole summer through like you have a fever in a british period film (serious stuff).

Another symptom of Spring Fever, is that you develop a "spring" in your step. This is because there is more light in your life and you feel optimistic that the rains are done. When you feel this it is IMPERITIVE that you remember LIFE'S RAINS to keep you from looking silly when you walk. Think about loss and your insecurities because no one wants to see you bounce down the street, thank you very much.

Comedy with:

Graham Clark
Amy Bugg
Ryan Williams
Luc Rivard
Gavin Clarkson
Brett Skillen
Joey Commisso

Hosted by Ross Dauk

Doors: 8:30
Show: 9 pm
Door is 5
Drinks are 4

*Please don't do amateur bloodletting. But a professional life of old timey medicine can be very rewarding - financially - for the people who sue you.