Party: Cloakroom? | It's 2013, Who The Fuck Wears A 'Cloak'?? | BROKE

Party: Cloakroom? | It's 2013, Who The Fuck Wears A 'Cloak'?? | BROKE

It's Come To Our Attention That The Term 'Cloakroom' Is Outdated, So To Test This Theory, We Are Giving FREE Entry This Week To Anyone Rocking A Good Old-Fashioned 'Cloak'... And Free CLOAKroom Storage Too, Of Course.

You'll Also Get FREE Entry If You Arrive On Horseback, Sport A Pair Of Longjohns Or Hand Over Your Cutless At The Door. But Please Don't Challenge Any Of The Stewards To Duels, They Are Highly Trained In The Arts Of Renaissance Warfare.

Failling The Above, You're Paying Your £2 Like The Other 1000 People - A Price So Low It Also Sounds Like It's From The Mid 1700s.

And If You're Happy In 2013, Please Deposit Your Coat In The New COATroom, Located In The Same Spot You Could Find The Old Cloakroom.

P.s We've Still Got The Usual Free Taxis, Drinks From £1 & An Atmosphere So Unrivalled That You COme Back Each & Every Friday!

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Consistently The Cheaper & Better Friday Night In Dundee!

☆ £2 Guest List Entry - 07854400240 ☆

☆ £2 Bombs & £1.50 Vodka Mixers ☆


███ Main Room: BROKE!

★☆ DJs Connor Oldroyd & Robbie Fraser ★☆

Expect A Masterclass In Musical Mastery From The Only Student Night In Dundee That Won't Spunk All Over Your Ears With Shite Tunes, 40 Year Old Bamps DJing On I-Tunes & Mixing That Sounds Like 2 Skeletons Fighting In A Biscuit Tin.

███ RnB VIP

The Finest RnB Tunes & Hip-Hop Beats - From Chris Brown & Bruno Mars To Snoop Dogg & The Wu Tang Clan In Your Not-So-BROKE! VIP Room.

With Table Packages & Upgrades Available Every Friday, Text 07854400240 For Info & Bookings!

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Accept No Imitations...

This Is BROKE!